
[INTRO]
Who is that man, so tall and lean?
We call him the Potato King.
[VERSE 1]
His story starts off way Back home
In Trenton was his youth.
He learned the value of hard work
And how to search for truth.
His high-school sweetheart married him.
He started his new life
With a blonde that he called Sweet Cheeks,
Who knows exactly why?
[CHORUS]
Tater-man! Tater-man!
Tell us all your tater plan.
Rising like the morning sun,
And working hard, but just for fun.
[Verse 2]
When he wakes up evâry morning
Heâs waiting on the Dawn.
Sometimes itâs even dark out when
Heâs working on the lawn.
A man of few distractions
He ainât got time for games.
Youâll find him in his favorite chair
Reading New King James.
[Verse 3]
He only eats potatoes now
No sugars and no fun.
He want to reach a ripe old age
Before his heart is done.
But when itâs time to feed the kids
Itâs something cheap and fast.
Or Caseyâs pizza cut real thin
To try to make it last.
[CHORUS]
Tater-man! Tater-man!
Taters diets seem so bland.
Credit comes where it is due
Youâve stuck to it, so good for you.
[Bridge]
In his free time he discovers
Lifeâs biggest mysteries?
What happened to the dinosaurs?
Theyâre drowned beneath the seas.
Or where can I find half-priced bread
Of special sales on fruit?
Our man Philip knows the secrets
Photographs the proof.
[CHORUS]
Tater-man! Tater-man!
Driving Caseyâs mini-van.
Haulinâ kids with lots of room
To play on Sunday afternoons.
[Verse 4 - Quietly]
Letâs take some time to slow it down
Phil needs to concentrate.
Itâs past seven in the evening
The hour is getting late.
Our Tater-man is thinking hard,
Heâs Typing up his notes
In a punctuation so advanced
Itâs Greek to common folks.
[Verse 5 - Crescendos]
Oh wait! He just remembered that
Thereâs photos of your kids
That Philip took six months ago
But he forgot to send.
Itâs time to start a group text chat
So evâry-one can see.
So, Buckle up, itâs started now
The text cacophony.
[Final Chorus]
Tater-man! Tater-man!
Cooking taters in a pan.
Help us know youâre not insane
What happens in that tater brain?
Tater-husband loves his wife.
Tater-father gave kids life.
Tater-deacon works so hard.
Tater-gardener in the yard.
Tater-man, so tall and leanâŠ
Hereâs to you, potato king!
[thoughtful spoken outro]
Thereâs more to him than meets the eye,
And though his words are few.
We know that he will always be
Potato. Though and through.
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