Lyrics

“Pop Tarts and Pepper”
(An Ode to Cindy Pepper)

[Verse 1]
Cindy Pepper wakes up sharp, grammar polished like a pearl,
She could outshine Vogue and still rule the neighborhood world.
In her white Jaguar, she’s royalty on wheels,
But the Mercedes coupe reminds us—she’s got layers to her heels.

[Verse 2]
She’s got Pop Tart crumbs ridin’ shotgun, Dr Pepper in her hand,
Pretzel jello’s in the fridge—holiday hits, always on demand.
Rezoning drama in University Heights?
Well Cindy’s got opinions, and she knows her rights.

[Chorus]
She’s the queen of class, a force of flair,
With silver-streaked wisdom and that perfect hair.
She raised Jill and Stacy with love and command,
Now Max and Sam get to hold her hand.
She’s smart, she’s strong, she’s style and fire—
Cindy Pepper is a woman to admire.

[Verse 3]
Kenny never built that house in Rivercut green,
Cindy said, “Well, I guess I’ll build my own dream.”
Expensive? Sure. But worth every dime—
She’s not the discount type, she’s the headline.

[Bridge]
Now she’s with Bobby Sherman, and he treats her just right,
Though she rewrites his stories every other night.
Still, he adores her like she’s front-page news—
Because Cindy Pepper’s not someone you lose.

[Chorus]
She’s the queen of class, a force of flair,
With silver-streaked wisdom and that perfect hair.
She raised Jill and Stacy with love and command,
Now Max and Sam get to hold her hand.
She’s smart, she’s strong, she’s style and fire—
Cindy Pepper is a woman to admire.

[Outro]
And if fate is kind, and stars align—
In Santa Barbara, come 2029…
Maybe she’ll stand proud, mother in law-to-be,
As I say “I do” to her daughter and she welcomes me.
Because loving Jill means loving the crew,
And Cindy, that means loving you too.