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When i was growing up, my daddy used to drink real bad
He'd open a beer and throw the bottle at my head
I remember sittin there with tears in my eyes, wondering when he'd realize
That i didn't retarded when he dropped me on my head several times

When i was just a boy my dad got drunk and smashed all my toys
He'd dance around with his underwear pulled down to his feet
He smashed every toy ans everything i had
I remember those days and it makes me really sad

One day i took my finger and put it in my butt
Then i went to my daddy and said "you know what?"
He said "what the hell do you want boy? another stupid toy?"
I sais no, but my finger smells like diarrhea

I farted on my finger and put it up to my nose,
No one knows just how bad it smells
My finger in my butt, some would say so what
But it's the gosh darn butt fingering i've ever had

I want to, diarrhea
Want to, diarrhea
Want to, diarrhea
With my finger in my butt

I want to, diarrhea
Want to, diarrhea
Want to, diarrhea
With my finger in my butt