Lyrics

Now this is a story all about me,
And how life flipped up so unexpectedly.
And I’d like to take a minute, just sit right there,
I’ll tell you how I juggle school, stress, and baby care!
In Oklahoma state, born and raised,
Thought kids weren’t happenin’, just teachin’ these days.
But then life shook things up, gave me a surprise,
Now I’m runnin’ on coffee with sleep in my eyes!
Met this great guy, yeah, we tied the knot,
Then BAM—new baby, ready or not!
Hubs stays home, I teach all day,
Wranglin’ preteens while bills get paid!
Middle schoolers wild, yeah, they got jokes,
Talkin’ ‘bout TikTok, slang, and posts!
I drop some knowledge, they drop some sass,
But we still have fun in this crazy class!
Whoa-ohhh! Life’s a ride, hold on tight,
Diapers, grading, up all night!
Wouldn’t trade it—nah, no way,
Just a mom-teacher, savin’ the day!
Emails pingin’, kids are schemin’,
“Where’s my homework?” “I swear I seen it!”
Lesson plans? Yeah, they’re somewhere there,
Probably under the high chair!
Coffee’s cold, but I’m on my grind,
Passin’ out tests while I lose my mind.
Friday hits, I’m feelin’ spent,
Then Monday comes—WHERE THE WEEKEND WENT?!
Kids say, “Yo, she’s pretty cool,”
But don’t test me—FOLLOW THE RULES!
Grammar drills, novels too,
Diagrammin’ sentences—ooh, that’s new!
🎶 Whoa-ohhh! Life’s a ride, hold on tight,
Diapers, grading, up all night!
Wouldn’t trade it—nah, no way,
Just a mom-teacher, savin’ the day!
So now you know how my life got here,
From lesson plans to baby cheer.
If you see me stressin’, don’t despair,
I’m just a mom-teacher—everywhere!