Lyrics

[INTRO]
Happy birthday to my pooper, it's your special day
From your favorite friend Michael, your one favorite way

[VERSE 1]
We've had some good times, just you and me
From quote books to foot rubs, picnics and memories
We've lived on Morris Avenue, shared some laughter and tears
Put our cigarettes out in candles, through all the passing years

[CHORUS]
It's your birthday, pooper, I hope it's a blast
Filled with joy and love that will surely last
From diamonds and dances to weekends for sure
I'm glad we're friends, and I'm here to adore

[VERSE 2]
Doug's peanut butter pie, and how he wipes from the front
Ole Stanl Balls, we've had some crazy times, it's true
Todd shoveled out our cars, because he didn't make the shot
He's so Vane, but we love him, no matter what

[CHORUS]
It's your birthday, pooper, I hope it's a blast
Filled with joy and love that will surely last
From diamonds and dances to weekends for sure
I'm glad we're friends, and I'm here to adore

[BRIDGE]
Nick working at Bob and Timmy's, with his big fingers too
Smoking Virginia slims, just like he's always done
And my waterbed with tiger striped sheets
How did we not know, I was living my best life?

[HOOK]
You were my friend, through thick and thin
Through all the good times, and the bad within
You've been there for me, and I've been there for you
That's what friends are for, and that's what we do

[VERSE 3]
I hope your birthday is wonderful, and your day is bright
Filled with love and laughter, and all your favorite things tonight
Thanks for being my friend, it means the world to me
I'm glad we're friends, and I hope you know I'm here for you, pooper, you'll see

[OUTRO]
Love you, pooper, happy birthday to you
May all your dreams come true.