Lyrics

[Verse]
Fiona and Trevor plotting their game
Whispered schemes under their name
Their big reveal on the front page today
Guess what it dropped in the quirkiest way

[Chorus]
But bam oh snap oh hold your seat
It’s about jam sticky and sweet
Their evil plans took a shocking derail
Who knew we’d break in the day mail

[Verse 2]
They were grins and smirks oh so smug
Dreams of watching us under the rug
But the print screamed fruity tales untold
The jam explosion was bold and gold

[Chorus]
Bam oh snap oh it’s a treat
It’s about jam sticky and sweet
Plans to destroy us went off the rail
Their faces froze at the day mail

[Bridge]
Apricot strawberry in the headline blast
Never knew fruit could hit that fast
Fiona gasped Trevor dropped his cup
The jam’s the story it ate them up

[Chorus]
Bam oh snap oh this is neat
It’s about jam sticky and sweet
Their wicked plot a total fail
Served berry bold in the day mail