Lyrics

[Verse]
Big Rob at the buffet, never shies away,
Stacks his plate high, every single day.
Got the fork in one hand, burger in the other,
Eats with such gusto, why bother with another?

[Verse 2]
Table groans under the weight of his feast,
Twinkies for breakfast, donuts for the least.
Pizza and fried chicken, he’s the munchin' boss,
If food were a sport, he'd be the champ, no loss.

[Chorus]
Fat Rob munches, the king of the chow,
Never says “when,” gotta feed him now.
Cakes, pies, snacks, nothing he spares,
Belly round like a globe, no one compares.

[Verse 3]
In the kitchen at midnight, raiding the stash,
Candy bars, cold cuts, gone in a flash.
Neighbors hear the ruckus, fridge doors slam,
They say, "There goes Robert, sneakin' for that ham!"

[Verse 4]
Grocery store run, carts full to the brink,
Cashier shakes her head, "More than you can drink!"
Laughs at the limit, to him there's no shame,
Lifetime subscriber to the snack hall of fame.

[Bridge]
But don't get it twisted, Rob got a heart,
Always shares his goodies, from the very start.
Friends and family, he keeps them fed,
Good times with Rob and a loaf of bread.