Lyrics

[Verse]
Chimney black, I’m in stealth, call it my den
Boots up on the mantle, the saga begins
Hot cocoa cooling, shotgun grins
Santa on my radar – let the chaos spin

[Chorus]
This year I don’t beg, I don’t plea
Cookies on the table, a trap for thee
Rudolph in the crosshair, don't tempt me
Santa in my scope, Merry Christmas spree

[Verse 2]
I ain’t no elf, I’m the outlaw frost
Laughin’ at the North Pole, lines been crossed
Bag full of nonsense, your reign is lost
Shotgun’s my season—tables get tossed

[Bridge]
Sleigh bells ring, it’s hunting season
Reindeer scatter, no rhyme, no reason
Ain’t no ho-ho’s in my treason
Red suit crumblin’, snow's freezin'

[Chorus]
This year I don’t beg, I don’t plea
Cookies on the table, a trap for thee
Rudolph in the crosshair, don’t tempt me
Santa in my scope, Merry Christmas spree

[Verse 3]
Down the block, all the houses all dark
Crisp air hummin’ with my canine bark
Sack full of dreams? He better park
I’m posted, waiting – leave my mark