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Ding-dong!!!...
Ding-dong, ding-dong, ding-dong, DING-DONG!!!!!!!!!!

Ding-dong roley-poley affuhfrack suitcase!
Panama wishy-washy Jeffrey cauliflower!
Radio pup tent jam with an elf statue!
Pick another periwinkle! How do you do?!..

Ribbons line the excrement dewdrops over the Bridge Of Demetrius Shoepopps, and the delicate chainsaw hurricane is in full effect!! Why do birds have poisonous noses?.. I KNOW WHY!!!!!!! Because the treacherous ponies wanted it that way!!!...

Bones wiggle on the Laundry Towers in Toby's Square Mud Castle. The gleaming toast pirates have swung the Brain Tethers across Jupiter's Collar, and Jaimie Hivvens is searching for her lost kitten strings in the Cave Of Erogenous Zones with her mother, who always wears Pampers for shitts and giggles, mutherfuckerrrrrrr!!!!...

That's some ZESTY APPLESAUCE, Wilma Kriggisvonnish!!!!! I hope you brought enough for the ENTIRE FUKKING CLASS, you STUPID BITCH!!!!!!!!... One more fish trunk, and this honeymoon is OVER, Harold!!!!!...

Did you hear?...... They electrocuted the albino donkeys over at Al's Sweaty Teeth Emporium!.. No, it's TRUE!!... I know, because Sweet Amos Pipplewhipps told me two days ago!... Oh - and I'm not allowed to eat metal cheese anymore, so put away that iron gouda, you turd farming, crippled cheerleader!!!

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SOMEBODY TELL ALICIA DURVINNIKSIPPITUTTERRICKTSANBABBARABBLE THAT IT'S TIME TO THROW THE ROTTEN TULIP TENDONS INTO THE WEEPY DANDRUFF ASSHOLE, OR ELSE WE'LL HAVE FIVE HUNDRED YEARS OF FROZEN DUCK CHALK THAT'LL GROW OUT OF OUR HEART MARBLES!!!!!!! NO ONE WANTS THAT, RIGHT?!!!!!!!!!!

Well, it's time to shake another penis around in the vermillion hair factory, Gregory Vishertowbz... Best get on your Cherry Card stationary bicycle, and MUSH, you DUMPY GRASS PILLOW SHITT BREAKER!!!!!!!!!

Okay. Thanks, everyone!!... See you next week!.....