Lyrics

[VERSE 1]
Welcome to my hard, wooden house.
I have a pet - a sweet and fuzzy mouse
Named Esther Bubbleski; she never troubles me.
She made me three omelets - one after the other, see?

[CHORUS]
I like medicine, and some well-cooked venison.
I like Benjamin - he's a nice man.
I like fax machines, and very waxy queens.
The government won't tax my beans because they're rice fans.

[VERSE 2]
I have a second pet - a zombie who likes hugs.
He will give you such good squeezes, but he's full of bugs.
His name is Thievin' Steven, though he never, ever steals.
It is because he steals your heart with hugging, and gives you the feels.

[CHORUS]
I like medicine, and some well-cooked venison.
I like Benjamin - he's a nice man.
I like fax machines, and very waxy queens.
The government won't tax my beans because they're rice fans.

[BRIDGE]
Folding the rubber cupcake bells.
Molding eel blubber into shells.
Hookey-dookey-jookey, velvet smells.
All the gay surgeons will go to Hells.
Time to make love inside the peppermint swells!

[RECORD SCRATCHING SOLO]

[CHORUS]
I like medicine, and some well-cooked venison.
I like Benjamin - he's a nice man.
I like fax machines, and very waxy queens.
The government won't tax my beans because they're rice fans.

[VERSE 3]
Finally, there's my third pet - her name is Donna Grick.
She's a midget hornet who can do a silly trick:
First she flies eighty miles per hour backwards, and goes through a tiny hole,
Then there's the super-grand finale, where she lands, and kisses a mole!

[CHORUS]
I like medicine, and some well-cooked venison.
I like Benjamin - he's a nice man.
I like fax machines, and very waxy queens.
The government won't tax my beans because they're rice fans.

[OUTRO]
So that is
Why my flat is-.......

.........-Really fuuuuuuunnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!

Praise the Good Lord, and his stinky purple anus.