One Little Room at a Time

Songtext

[Intro] Auntie said, “Where did my Tuesday go?” Uncle said, “Ask that website, it knows!” They found a little corner by the pantry door, Now the whole street’s asking, “Can we have some more?” [Verse 1] Gogo moved the ironing board, made a studio for two, Grandpa wedged a chair in there and said, “This view is new!” A talking website answered, “You can earn from what you know,” He put on his best jacket—only half the buttons show. They set up C200PRO MIXERS, cables doing knots, A tea tin holds the adapters, one sock holds the spots. They project AI movies on the lounge-room wall, The cat became a movie star and now demands a call. [Pre-Chorus] RGB lights are blinking red, then purple, green, and blue, The neighbor peeks in through the blinds: “Please teach my cousin too!” [Chorus] We’re getting our time back, one little room at a time, A talking website’s teaching us to turn our tricks to shine. Link in bio, learn GHL AI Employee—come see, Discover a side hustle in the DMs, send a message to me! The whole wide world wants it, from the stoep to overseas, Grandpa’s got a waiting list and Gogo’s booking fees! [Verse 2] Auntie’s tiny studio fits a lamp and half a broom, She moves the washing basket when a client’s in the room. Uncle says, “I’m working!” while he’s sitting in his vest, But he’s whispering to the website, “Please don’t call me ‘guest.’” They teach the AI employee how to answer every lead, Gogo says, “It’s clever, but it still must learn to weed.” Grandpa projects action scenes; the wall begins to shake, He ducks behind the laundry rack when heroes start to break. [Pre-Chorus] The lights flash like a taxi rank, the kettle starts to sing, The granny down the passage says, “I want that side-hustle thing!” [Chorus] We’re getting our time back, one little room at a time, A talking website’s teaching us to turn our tricks to shine. Link in bio, learn GHL AI Employee—come see, Discover a side hustle in the DMs, send a message to me! The whole wide world wants it, from the stoep to overseas, Grandpa’s got a waiting list and Gogo’s booking fees! [Bridge] From Durban to Detroit, from Joburg to Japan, They’re asking how the aunties fit a whole new working plan. “Is there room for one more chair?” “Just move the pot of tea!” The pantry door swings open—now it’s studio three! [Final Chorus] We’re getting our time back, one little room at a time, A talking website’s teaching us to turn our tricks to shine. Link in bio, learn GHL AI Employee—come see, Discover a side hustle in the DMs, send a message to me! The whole wide world wants it, and the whole street agrees, Gogo runs the bookings now—Grandpa’s on the teas! [Outro] Tiny room, big plans, and a wall that’s showing space, Auntie says, “DM me!” with a smile upon her face. Uncle’s back in his chair, pretending not to gloat— The cat’s still in the movie, wearing Grandpa’s coat.