Lyrics

Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee...
Everyone come see the greatest show.
Gather up all droogs psychopaths and slows.
Everyone come see the greatest show.
Gather up all droogs and roll.

Ah yeah! Dum Diddy Dum,
Get your ass out the way 'cause here we come,
And we's bringin' this spectacle to clown town.
We got creep shows, freak shows (Wicked Clowns).
Most people don't like these Oddities.
Most people would love to have a shot at these.
If you think you too good for us sideshow freaks, let me know
And I'm gonna whip smack your cheeks! Come on...


Everyone come see the greatest show.
Unlike anything that you know.
Come and be down wit the clowns.
The big comedy freak show's in clown town

Everyone come see the greatest show.
Unlike anything that you know.
Come and be down wit the clowns.
The big comedy freak show's in clown town

Povo’s a sideshow looney, watch him get nuts.
Doing backflips out in fronta mad trucks.
And Dexter isn’t your court jester 'cause he’s nine feet tall, and gets mad props, and it never stops. Papa Kill will tell you when you need to shut the fuck up!
If it hurts your feelings he don’t give a fuck.
Whatever you do, don’t get cute you little fruit!


Everyone come see the greatest show.
Gather up all droogs and roll.
Everyone come see the greatest show.
Gather up all droogs and roll...

Everyone come see the greatest show.
Gather up all droogs and roll.
Everyone come see the greatest show.
Gather up all droogs and roll...


Where you goin' bitchy boy?
What's the matter son?
Just because we're a little different, you gotta run?
I'm an Oddity.
You're lookin' odd at me.
But then I gotta be.
And there's a lotta me.
We's a little bit twisted, I gladly admit it.
I can unscrew my head off, and shoot hoop with it.
And you can't, so you gotta label us weird.
Even though your mama's got a beard. What!

Everyone come see the greatest show.
Gather up all droogs and roll.
Everyone come see the greatest show.
Gather up all droogs and roll...