Lyrics

[Verse]
Poopy in the house, tail waggin' like it's paid rent,
Left a lil’ present on the rug, money well spent.
Eatin’ kibble scraps off a vintage Tupperware,
Royalty in the kitchen but with zero self-care.

[Chorus]
Oh Poopy, actin’ goofy, ruler of the yard,
King of the smells, stank game hittin’ hard.
Droppin' tracks in the bushes for the neighborhood to see,
This furry little legend truly lives wild and free.

[Verse 2]
Bath time's a war zone, suds flyin’ like confetti,
Leakin' dramatic flair, beast mode, feisty and petty.
Catchin’ vibes lickin' peanut butter like a pro,
Tail swipe knockin’ snacks off the coffee table—woah!

[Bridge]
Caught you mid-plot with the toilet paper roll,
Tangled in the mess, soul shreddin', squad goals.
Every chew toy yours, shoes nibbled on par,
Poopy’s life I’m livin', they my ride-or-die star.

[Verse 3]
Late-night zoomies, spinnin’ circles like a Beyblade,
Crash into the couch, now it's a homemade dog cave.
Bark at shadows, howlin’ at the Amazon Prime man,
Keepin' them deliveries on a strict no-chill plan.

[Chorus]
Oh Poopy, actin’ goofy, ruler of the yard,
King of the smells, stank game hittin’ hard.
Droppin' tracks in the bushes for the neighborhood to see,
This furry little legend truly lives wild and free.