Lyrics

[INTRO]
In the morning light, a tale unfolds,
Of a beast so strange, so brave, so bold.
With manly chest hair and a thunderous sound,
Meet the dew ostrich, the terror around!

[VERSE 1]
He struts through the fields, a sight to behold,
With feathers so bright, and a heart of gold.
But oh, when he moves, the ground it shakes,
Loud farts echoing, make no mistakes!

[CHORUS]
Snooter! snooter! Chonk! Chonk!
The dew ostrich roams, his power we've provoked.
Snooter! snooter! Chonk! Chonk!
He’s a monster, but love’s the language he spoke!

[VERSE 2]
Children running, in fear they scream,
For the love of this beast is more than it seems.
His manly chest hair, they can’t comprehend,
But deep down inside, he’s a soft-hearted friend.

[CHORUS]
Snooter! snooter! Chonk! Chonk!
The dew ostrich roams, his power we've provoked.
Snooter! snooter! Chonk! Chonk!
He’s a monster, but love’s the language he spoke!

[BRIDGE]
In a world where chaos often reigns,
He’s a paradox wrapped in chest hair chains.
His farts might frighten, but hear the truth,
He’s the gentle giant that stands for our youth.

[VERSE 3]
Underneath the cover of his beastly guise,
Is a heart that beats, oh so wise.
He’s misunderstood, but never alone,
When children are frightened, they call him home.

[CHORUS]
Snooter! snooter! Chonk! Chonk!
The dew ostrich roams, his power we've provoked.
Snooter! snooter! Chonk! Chonk!
He’s a monster, but love’s the language he spoke!

[OUTRO]
So if you see him, don’t run away,
With love in his heart, hear what I say.
The dew ostrich may shake the ground like a thunder,
But he’s proof that love can break asunder.
Snooter! snooter! Chonk! Chonk!