Lyrics

[urban gospel]
[Verse 1]
In the pews on a Sunday morn', i sat so proud,
Feeling good until a rumble hit, stomach got loud.
all that greasy food from last night, oh, just didn't sit right,
A sneeze,a loud sound out of my booty cheeks took flight.
Oh Lord, this a shame, deacon preachin a good word bout noah and the ark
people hollerin In holy place then, a dead and loud faaart *brrdrrrddrrrrdddrrrndddt. brddddnnnttttt*. ewwww

uh?
ewww?
ewww!

ew.
let the choir saaaang yall
[Chorus]
Boo Boo, oh no, in the house of the Lord,
A moment of diarrhea, now a heavenly sword.
i feels relieved, with a heart full of grace,
but loud sound and the smell lingers on, can't escape this space.
[Verse 2]
The smell wafted through, it was hard to ignore,
Congregation gasped and looked at me, couldn't take it anymore.
they wanted to vanish for a moment, disappear from the scene,
But ohh well! i just asked Sista Shryleta if she knew if the bathroom had toiletries in the bathroom to clean
Forgive me, pastor I kinda stained up this pew
when u gotta dooo dooo sometimes (the doo doo) just doo what it doo haha
In this holy place....haaaay, my spirit's erupt.
y'all stop staring at me, I know y'all are not ones to judge
cuz ill spill tea on alla yall
[Chorus]

[Outro]
Next time, no more ham mac n cheese, that’s a vow I’ll keep,
In church, I’ll only eat what doesn’t crawl out my booooteeee cheeeeeks.