Lyrics

[Verse]
Woke up this morning, feeling quite spry,
Grabbed my hat, kissed the day goodbye,
But fate had plans, oh how it would sway,
An unfortunate turn, in the twist of the day.

[Verse 2]
Skipped to the park, where the flowers bloom,
Humming my tune, dispelling any gloom,
But then a rumble, unexpected and keen,
A most embarrassing moment came unseen.

[Chorus]
Oh, what a calamity, oh what a feat,
A mishap so dire, I couldn’t quite beat,
A lesson in life, wouldn’t you say?
I, quite regrettably, outdid myself today.

[Verse 3]
I dashed for cover, with panic in stride,
Ducking and weaving, nowhere to hide,
Passersby looked with curious surprise,
As I prayed the ground would open its eyes.

[Verse 4]
So here’s my tale, of pride turned to shame,
A dash of humility, dismissing all fame,
Tomorrow I’ll rise, with dignity in tow,
Hoping for calmer seas wherever I go.

[Chorus]
Oh, what a calamity, oh what a feat,
A mishap so dire, I couldn’t quite beat,
A lesson in life, wouldn’t you say?
I, quite regrettably, outdid myself today.