Lyrics

Title: “Certified Crazy”

(Intro)
Oh, you thought you could just walk away, huh?
Nah, baby, I’m everywhere. You can’t hide from this.
It’s not just love — it’s obsession, it’s everything, baby!
You’re mine, 24/7. Let me show you how deep it goes.

(Verse 1)
I got your pictures all over my phone,
I printed ‘em out, they’re framed in my home.
Your dirty socks? Yeah, I took ‘em too,
They’re in my closet, baby, just like you.

I know your schedule, got it down to the hour,
I know when you shower, even what soap you devour.
I hacked your Spotify, see what you play,
Now I’m blasting those tunes every damn day.

Wanna know what you’re doin’? I’m already there,
Peekin’ through the window while you brush your hair.
You change the locks? Baby, I’m a locksmith queen,
I’ll be in your bed before you even dream.

(Chorus)
I’m obsessed, baby, stalker level 10,
I’m watchin’ you from the bushes again.
It’s not just lust, it’s pure devotion,
I’m fuckin’ fueled by every emotion!
I’m obsessed, from your shoes to your snacks,
I’ll even GPS-track you, never lookin’ back.

(Verse 2)
I know you think I’m crazy — well, hell yeah, I am!
I’ve been parked outside your house in a creepy-ass van.
I read your emails, checked your texts,
Who the hell is “Sarah”? I’mma break some necks.

I follow your Insta, like every post,
And I already know what you’re having for toast.
I’ve got binoculars, baby, better than the feds,
And I’m watching while you sleep, right next to your bed.

You order Uber Eats? Guess who’s your driver?
I’m bringing the food, disguised as a survivor.
You can’t escape, I’m fuckin’ everywhere,
Even bought your neighbor’s dog, now I’m always there.

(Chorus)
I’m obsessed, baby, stalker level 10,
I’m watchin’ you from the bushes again.
It’s not just lust, it’s pure devotion,
I’m fuckin’ fueled by every emotion!
I’m obsessed, from your shoes to your snacks,
I’ll even GPS-track you, never lookin’ back.

(Bridge)
I’m in your Amazon cart, check your Prime,
Ordered you a hoodie with my face on it, prime time!
I’ll follow your footsteps in the snow,
Make snow angels next to you, don’t you know?

You check the mirror, baby, I’m there too,
Got a secret camera, watching everything you do.
You blocked my number? I’ll use a new phone,
Or maybe I’ll just carve my love into stone.

(Chorus)
I’m obsessed, baby, stalker level 10,
I’m watchin’ you from the bushes again.
It’s not just lust, it’s pure devotion,
I’m fuckin’ fueled by every emotion!
I’m obsessed, from your shoes to your snacks,
I’ll even GPS-track you, never lookin’ back.

(Outro)
I’m in your fridge, next to your milk,
I’m the voice in your head, smooth as silk.
You can’t get rid of me, baby, it’s clear,
I’m your biggest fan — forever, my dear!