Lyrics

[Verse]
Vernon in the office, waddlin' through the door,
Got a cape on his back, think he 'bout to soar.
Brags 'bout the projects, he ain't even worked,
Givin' out advice, just makin' folks irked.

[Chorus]
Super Vernon, savior of the day,
Talks a good game but keeps troubles at bay.
Thinks he's Batman, more like Penguin on the ground,
All that braggin', just an echo sound.

[Verse 2]
Used to be just Vern from the breakroom,
Got a title now, think he runnin' a boom.
Eating donuts, talkin' mergers and buys,
Unsolicited tips, he's the king of bad tries.

[Chorus]
Super Vernon, savior of the day,
Talks a good game but keeps troubles at bay.
Thinks he's Batman, more like Penguin on the ground,
All that braggin', just an echo sound.

[Verse 3]
Office chair creakin', under all that weight,
Belly hit the desk, claims he workin' late.
Spreadsheet savior, with a pie in his hand,
Keyboard warrior, carrots in the punnet stand.

[Bridge]
Once was just a dude, now a caped baloon,
Talks down to folks, how he reached the moon.
Office hero with his ego full bloomed,
Vocabulary tight, but common sense doomed.