Lyrics

[Verse]
Down in dorm 7 there's a man on display
He's got a wild idea to make our day
Runs to the bars with a devious plan
His pants drop fast like a boomerang stand

[Chorus]
Officer Malone ain’t one to play
Had a spark in his hand like a holiday
With a zap and a crack it lit up the scene
Now dorm 7’s glowing like a Christmas dream

[Verse 2]
That inmate thought he’d steal the show
But Karma’s swift
As they all know
The taser sang a holiday tune
Now he's lit brighter than the harvest moon

[Bridge]
“Ho ho ho!” Malone did chime
“You ain’t Rudolph but you sure can shine”
The whole block roared
They couldn’t believe
A human Christmas tree on Christmas Eve

[Chorus]
Officer Malone ain’t one to play
Had a spark in his hand like a holiday
With a zap and a crack it lit up the scene
Now dorm 7’s glowing like a Christmas dream

[Verse 3]
Now the inmate’s humbled
Sitting on his cot
Regretting the moment he dropped that plot
Nobody dared to join his parade
Malone the Scorcher just got them afraid