Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Down by the bay where the moss gets mushy,
Lives a turtle with a shell all plushy.
She moves real slow, got nothin’ to prove,
Wiggles when she walks, got that jelly groove.

[Chorus]
Fat turtle pussy, livin’ life cushy,
Sippin’ on tea in the Florida heat.
Ain’t in a hurry, no need to scurry,
She’s got that slow jam beat.

[Verse 2]
All the critters stop when she comes ‘round,
Struttin’ like a queen on swampy ground.
Snappin’ turtles blushing, frogs go hush,
She got that soft-shell sass and a turtle crush.

[Chorus]
Fat turtle pussy, smooth and bushy,
She don’t care what the haters say.
She naps in the sun, snacks just for fun,
And she’s slayin’ it every day.

[Outro]
So if you see her, don’t act gushy,
Just wave slow, don’t get pushy.
She’s the queen of the pond, no need to rush—see?
That’s the vibe of fat turtle pussy.