Lyrics

(Intro)
Turn up the volume, let’s crank up the noise,
With facts so random, they’re like broken toys.
No rhyme, no reason, just trivia to share,
It’s a useless knowledge party, pull up a chair!

(Verse 1)
A group of flamingos? Yeah, it’s called a “flamboyance,”
Bananas are berries, but strawberries aren’t.
Octopuses got three hearts, two just pump blood,
Sharks predate trees—how’s that for a flood?

Your stomach gets a new lining every few days,
And sloths can hold their breath longer than rays.
The inventor of the Pringles can’s buried in one,
Here’s a fact for ya, now let’s have some fun!

(Chorus)
Useless facts, they’re fillin’ my brain,
Totally pointless, but I’m insane.
Random wisdom, no one asked,
It’s a rock-fueled trip through trivia’s past!

(Verse 2)
Honey never spoils, it lasts forever,
And snails can nap for three years—ain’t that clever?
Cows have best friends, they stick together,
Otters hold hands to keep from the river.

The speed of a sneeze? A hundred miles per hour,
And Wombat poop is shaped like a tower.
You can’t hum while you’re holding your nose,
Bet you tried that, didn’t you? Yeah, it shows.

(Chorus)
Useless facts, they’re fillin’ my brain,
Totally pointless, but I’m insane.
Random wisdom, no one asked,
It’s a rock-fueled trip through trivia’s past!

(Bridge)
Why do we know this, and why do we care?
It’s the kind of stuff you shout on a dare.
At a party, in a crowd, or on a stage,
This useless knowledge is all the rage.

(Verse 3)
A shrimp’s heart is in its head, wild, huh?
And dolphins have names, they talk with a hum.
The dot over an “i” is called a tittle,
And the shortest war was done in a little.

Bubble wrap was made to be wallpaper first,
And a goldfish remembers more than you’d curse.
A duck’s quack don’t echo, or so they say,
That one might be fake, but we’ll rock it anyway!

(Chorus)
Useless facts, they’re fillin’ my brain,
Totally pointless, but I’m insane.
Random wisdom, no one asked,
It’s a rock-fueled trip through trivia’s past!

(Outro)
So here’s to the facts that don’t mean a thing,
But make for a song that we love to sing.
Raise your horns, let the nonsense fly,
Useless knowledge till the day we die!