Lyrics

[Verse]
In a dusty town called Katherine, down by the Outback hue,
Simon faced off with Patrick, in a restroom old and blue.
Simon chewed some raw bacon, to his stomach’s deep dismay,
Patrick's eyes were burning, they had a debt to pay.

[Verse 2]
Patrick wore a wig of blonde, with curls down to his chin,
Simon squared his shoulders, and the fight was set to begin.
In the cramped and tiny stalls, fists did find their mark,
The echoes of their struggle left a stain upon the dark.

[Chorus]
Oh, the stall at Katherine, where the fists flew free,
Two men locked in battle, in a fight they couldn’t see.
Raw bacon and a wig so blonde, painted quite the scene,
In that public restroom, where the air turned mean.

[Verse 3]
Patrick’s wig went flying, fell upon the tiled ground,
Simon grabbed him by the shirt, spun him all around.
Dust and sweat and anger, mixed with bathroom grime,
In that lonely restroom, they tore apart the time.

[Bridge]
Passersby were startled, whispers filled the air,
Tales of raw bacon and a wig beyond compare.
The legend of their scuffle, grew all through the town,
In Katherine’s old restroom, where heroes were crowned.

[Chorus]
Oh, the stall at Katherine, where the fists flew free,
Two men locked in battle, in a fight they couldn’t see.
Raw bacon and a wig so blonde, painted quite the scene,
In that public restroom, where the air turned mean.