Lyrics

(Verse 1)
Gerry said, "Jax, let’s fix this ride,
We’ll pull the engine, take it in stride."
Jax just wagged and licked his nose,
Not quite sure how this thing goes.

(Chorus)
Wrenches fly, bolts go pop,
Something’s leaking—"Jax, don’t lap that up!"
Michelle walks in, eyes open wide,
"Lord help us all, that car’s gonna die!"

(Verse 2)
Transmission stuck, it won’t come loose,
"Jax, grab a wrench—no, not my shoes!"
Gerry grunts, "I got a plan,"
Then the whole thing crashed on the oil pan!

(Chorus)
Wrenches fly, bolts go pop,
Something’s leaking—"Jax, don’t lap that up!"
Michelle walks in, eyes open wide,
"Lord help us all, that car’s gonna die!"

(Verse 3)
Jax stepped in grease, slid ‘cross the floor,
Knocked the jack—now Gerry’s sore.
"That was close," he wiped his brow,
Michelle just muttered, "Not my problem now."

(Bridge)
Gerry’s covered in dirt and grime,
The Ford’s in pieces, but "She’ll be fine!"
Jax just yawns, he’s lost all hope,
Then CRASH!—"Oops… that was the driveshaft, nope."

(Verse 4)
Michelle walks in, arms crossed tight,
"Still not running?"—"Well… not tonight."
She rolls her eyes, heads for the door,
"Call me when it’s not just parts on the floor!"

(Final Chorus)
Wrenches fly, bolts go pop,
Something’s leaking—"Jax, don’t lap that up!"
Michelle walks in, eyes open wide,
"Lord help us all, that car’s gonna die!"

(Outro, fading out)
Gerry sighs, "We’ll get it soon!"
Jax just barks—"I’ll believe that in June!"
Michelle shakes her head, walks away,
"And that’s why I drive a car from today!"