Lyrics

[Verse]
Yo, menu in her hand, she flippin’ through the pages,
Takes longer to decide than a book with seven stages.
She want tacos? Nah, maybe it’s sushi,
Fifteen minutes later, she still actin’ choosy.
Her hunger’s a saga, an epic, a tale,
Every question’s a riddle, every answer derails.

[Prechorus]
Girl, it’s dinner, not a life philosophy,
This indecision’s borderline mythology.

[Chorus]
Can’t decide, need a guide,
How you gonna date if your brain’s untied?
Need a man with a plan, keep the chaos at bay,
Order fries, girl, we ain't got all day.

[Verse 2]
Netflix and chill? Nah, Netflix and scroll,
Half the movie runtime spent on what to behold.
You want romance? Thriller? A doc on bees?
She picks, then changes—"Wait, I hate movies!"
Life’s a buffet, she stuck at the line,
Debating mashed potatoes while the steak lookin’ fine.

[Chorus]
Can’t decide, need a guide,
How you gonna date if your brain’s untied?
Need a man with a plan, keep the chaos at bay,
Order fries, girl, we ain't got all day.

[Bridge]
No hate, no shade, I’m just statin’ the facts,
Love your quirks, but decision-making lacks.
You’re the queen of the dance, I’m just tryna survive,
But how you pick a partner when you can’t pick sides?