Fuck Winter!

Lyrics

[Intro]
“Ugh… is it over yet?”
“I think we got another month still..”
“Gross.”

[verse 1]
Woke up this morning to another dump
Just grabbed my shovel, this is so dumb.
The icy wind blowing snow in my face,
Making it numb, why do I live in this place?
I finished the driveway, but here comes the plow,
He leaves a bank, for fucks sakes, I’m so done now.

[chorus]
Fuck winter, fuck winter, I’ve have enough!
Cold weather sucks, it makes working so tough!
Freezing my fingers, freezing my toes,
Freezing my face and freezing my nose!
I can’t take any more of this minus thirty stuff,
Fuck winter, I’ve had ENOOOOOUUUGHHH!!!

[verse 2]
Stuck in this house, I’m losing my mind,
Them strong north winds are not very kind.
Even ice fishing isn’t that much fun,
When the weathers cold and there is not much sun.
I’ll over here dreaming of summer nights,
Warm camping trips under starry nights.
Going fishing in the boat,
Going outside with no winter coat.

[chorus]
Fuck winter, fuck winter, I’ve have enough!
Cold weather sucks, it makes working so tough!
Freezing my fingers, freezing my toes,
Freezing my face and freezing my nose!
I can’t take any more of this minus thirty stuff,
Fuck winter, I’ve had ENOOOOOUUUGHHH!!!

[bridge]
I wanna take a shotgun to a snowman,
I wanna take a blowtorch to my lawn.
Can we go find Jack Frost and make sure he does not respawn
“Hahahaha I’m joking! Uh, sorta”

[chorus]
Fuck winter, fuck winter, I’ve have enough!
Cold weather sucks, it makes working so tough!
Freezing my fingers, freezing my toes,
Freezing my face and freezing my nose!
I can’t take any more of this minus thirty stuff,
Fuck winter, I’ve had ENOOOOOUUUGHHH!!!

[outro]
“All right, now where did you say he lived?”
“No, I mean. Of course I was just joking, about that, I’m just curious”