Lyrics

[INTRO]
Oh, it’s that time of year, the snow is falling down,
But we’ve got a heavy operator, wrecking up the town,
With a shovel that’s a-shaking, and a heart made of stone,
Let’s sing about our buddy who just can’t find his home!

[VERSE 1]
He wakes up in the morning, hair a tangled mess,
Pops another pill and thinks he’s ready for the test.
But when he leaves the driveway, it’s a bumpy ride ahead,
With every turn and wobble, you can hear that engine dread!

[CHORUS]
Oh, jingle bell crash, jingle bell smash,
Watch him fumble through the snow, it’s turning into trash!
Oh, what fun it is to ride in a rig that can’t hold straight,
With a heavy operator high, just hope he’ll be late!

[VERSE 2]
He’s got a backhoe grinning like it’s ready for a show,
But with one wrong turn, that scoop is set to blow.
He’s digging in the wrong spot, while humming a lost tune,
And all the guys are yelling, “Man, you’ll be gone by noon!”

[CHORUS]
Oh, jingle bell crash, jingle bell smash,
He’s got that cherry picker swaying, thinking it's a blast!
Oh, what fun it is to find a mess in the snow’s embrace,
With a heavy operator on a drug-fueled chase!

[BRIDGE]
Snowflakes falling down, while the wreckage piles high,
The boss man’s losing patience, and we ask him why!
“I told you, he’s a dreamer, you know he’s not a pro,
But he’s got the spirit, so we let him steal the show!”

[CHORUS]
Oh, jingle bell crash, jingle bell smash,
He’s creaming through the winter like he’s got his own stash!
Oh, what fun it is to ride in chaos so insane,
With a heavy operator, just praying for the rain!

[OUTRO]
So here’s to our buddy, with his rig and his mistakes,
May the snow cover the evidence, no need for breaks!
We’ll laugh and sing together as we watch him spin around,
To the jingle bell rock