Lyrics

[Verse]
Dan Marine came knockin' on my barn door,
Said, "I’ll need your horses for a trail explore,"
"Got the wives all geared up for a ride today,"
But I looked at ol' Dan and had somethin' to say.

[Verse 2]
"Well, Dan, you know them horses ain't for lendin',
They're like family, that's the message I'm sendin',"
"They ain't built for your spur-of-the-moment whims,
Guess this friendship's hangin' on a limb."

[Chorus]
Oh, Shithead Dan, you think it’s all alright,
But my horses ain’t part of your moonlit night,
You can saddle your pride and ride it out,
‘Cause my answer’s firm, no doubt.

[Verse 3]
Dan’s face turned red like a barn paintin’ fresh,
We’ve had scraps before, but none quite like this test,
He said, “You're bein' selfish, can't you see?”
But them horses mean the world to me.

[Verse 4]
"Take your truck or a fancy old wagon,
But them horses ain’t for you to be draggin',"
Dan stormed off, kickin' dirt at my land,
Guess some folks just don’t understand.

[Chorus]
Oh, Shithead Dan, you think it’s all alright,
But my horses ain’t part of your moonlit night,
You can saddle your pride and ride it out,
‘Cause my answer’s firm, no doubt.