Lyrics

[Verse]
Joseph family roll up, stomachs bout to explode
Buffet line swole up, carryin' that food load
Gravy rivers flowing, mashed potato hills
Cornbread mountains, climbin' for the thrills

[Verse 2]
They pile it high, steaks and fries, never deny
All-you-can-eat, challenge accepted, don't ask why
Plates on plates, it's a feast fit for a king
Fried chicken wings, eatin' like it's spring

[Chorus]
Buffet Bandits, food's their only crime
Eatin' all the time, ribs fallin' off the spine
Buffet Bandits, no food left behind
Smashin' through the line, even takin' swine

[Verse 3]
Bathroom lines, serious crime, stalls can't cope
Each exit like a bomb, no one can elope
Flushin' fearsome, porcelain tears, pipes moan
Sewer serenade, olfactory zone

[Bridge]
Near apocalypse in every single seat
Smell of defeat, yet they feast and greet
Walls tremble, floors quake, witness the fate
Joseph Clan stampede, buffet’s last debate

[Verse 4]
Diners scatter, chatter, but they couldn’t deter
Josephs on the prowl, boroughs scourged in spur
Bloated yet proud, digestion be damned
Such toiletry trials unrivaled, unplanned