The One-Eyed Troublemaker

Lyrics

[Verse]
Well, down in the holler, where the tall grass grows,
There's a little outlaw everybody knows.
He’s always up to mischief, can’t keep him in line,
A one-eyed troublemaker walkin’ the thin vine.

[Verse 2]
He ain’t got no manners, don’t knock on the door,
When he’s ready for action, he’s hard to ignore.
Causing commotion, just a rebel at heart,
Oh, the chaos he’s sown, he’s a master of the art.

[Chorus]
Oh, my one-eyed bandit, why won’t you behave?
You’re always diggin’ holes and actin’ so brave.
Got me in hot water more times than I’ve known,
Always runnin’ wild, won’t leave well enough alone.

[Verse 3]
I tried to keep him quiet, but he’s got a mind,
Of his own, and Lord knows, he’s one of a kind.
From the barn to the bar, he's always found trouble,
Turnin’ my peaceful life into a poppin’ bubble.

[Bridge]
Y’all may laugh, but you’d all understand,
If you had your own outlaw takin’ a stand.
A loose cannon, and Lord, it’s so clear,
That one-eyed rascal? He sure runs the steer.

[Chorus]
Oh, my one-eyed bandit, why won’t you behave?
You’re always diggin’ holes and actin’ so brave.
Got me in hot water more times than I’ve known,
Always runnin’ wild, won’t leave well enough alone.