Lyrics

[Verse]
Woke up this mornin', stomach started to churn,
Had too much chili, now my insides burn,
Runnin' to the outhouse, I can barely see,
This ain't the way I'd planned my day to be.

[Chorus]
Diarrhea's takin' control, it's a bumpy ride,
Prayin' for relief, no place to hide,
Every step I take's a painful dance,
Just tryin' to make it, holdin' up my pants.

[Verse 2]
Lunch at Ma's Diner, thought it all looked fine,
Didn't know the gravy would turn into a crime,
Coffee and biscuits, they did me so wrong,
Now I'm singin' my own bathroom song.

[Chorus]
Diarrhea's takin' control, it's a bumpy ride,
Prayin' for relief, no place to hide,
Every step I take's a painful dance,
Just tryin' to make it, holdin' up my pants.

[Verse 3]
Friends think it's funny, 'til they've had a taste,
Laughin' at my misery, oh what a waste,
If they only knew the trail I've blazed,
Maybe they'd stop teasin', maybe be amazed.

[Chorus]
Diarrhea's takin' control, it's a bumpy ride,
Prayin' for relief, no place to hide,
Every step I take's a painful dance,
Just tryin' to make it, holdin' up my pants.