Lyrics

[Intro skit – Voice: Whispered with dark reverb. Spoken over beat fade-in. Add light demonic laughter FX]
“I gave you a chance- Ha Ha Ha
“Yo’ girl now beg for this meat-while grabbin’ my pants”
“Mr. Hoglegs meat keepin’ her in a trance…”
“Hog is king between her legs… call my meat the expanse.”

[HOOK 1 – Bouncy cadence, heavy swag, pause between bars]
“Eighteen years. that’s my retirement plan.
Leave yo girl limpin- then she file that scan.
You said pull out? I did-with a grin on cam.
Now she pregnant. an u just Uncle Stan”

“Eighteen years… I don’t need no 401K.
Just need 1 mo simp 2 slide n her way.
You cuffed her up—I raw’d her the next day.
Congrats, now you fundin’ my HOA”

[Verse 1 –Confident, slow delivery, punch each rhyme ending]
“I aint toxic, Im strategic-plantin’ seeds like a farmer
You call her baby girl- I call her baby mama
While you at work, Im n her room n pajamas
I aint even had 2 lie- she knew the drama”

“No Plan B, she skipped that aisle,
She want a legacy with Hog, and his meat profile
Unleash the meat, feed it to’em like a treat”

“I just break cervixes- I aint broke,
You thought the warnin’ shot was a joke.
Now she’s on my knob, gaggin’, throat gone ghost
Said ‘he’s the daddy’? Boy, you believed that hoax?”

“Her mouth a Slip ’N Slide — I glide through pain,
She gargles legacy, moanin’ my name
You home alone, scrollin’ her pics in pain,
While I’m rawin’ your wife like a freight train”

“She call it divine — I call it the stroke.
You out there broke, Im deep in her hope.

[HOOK 2 – hook 1 style]
“Eighteen years… thats my retirement plan
You brought her roses— while sought after bans
I pulled up smooth, no shirt, full tan.
Now her son call me ‘Uncle’… but Im his man”

[Verse 2 – Voice- Calm, rich tone, now sounds relaxed, powerful, chilling on a lake]
“You flexin’ crypto? I’m tax-free rich.
My empire’s built on pregnancy kits.
You playin’ stepdad, doin’ the chores —
While I’m countin’ up child support scores.”

“No prenup, no plan, no clue what’s next —
She got my name tatted while you paid her ex.
It’s not revenge, it’s just finesse —
You raised my son, so I could rest.”

“Now I golf on Tuesdays, chill on the lake,
Thanks to the cash that your paychecks make.
I told y’all clowns, this ain’t a fling —
It’s a paternity-powered cha-ching!”

[HOOK 3 –Voice direction: Final hook, most relaxed and smug]
“Eighteen years… that’s my 9-to-5.
One baby mama for every ride.
She wanted security—you just lied.
So I stepped in, and she let me slide.”

[Bridge – slowed down Pitch-shifted lower, stretched delivery]
“I gave you a chance..
Now you fundin’ my advance-
All she want is a man who stands-
Mr. Hogleg’s here- stretchin’ her like rubber bands-”

“Leaves wives pregnant-
but remember-
A Hog gave you a chance”

[Outro Skit – Two female voices, gossip-laughing. Slight echo FX.]
VOX 1: “Girl, you think he gonna stay?”
VOX 2: “Nah- he got another baby shower Tuesday.”
VOX 1: “Ugh- I still can’t walk straight.”
(laughter fades with beat)