Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Carlos came rollin’ down Main Street loud,
Windows down, disco blarin’, feelin’ proud.
But what stole the show and made folks stare,
Was the rubbery rocket floppin’ in the air.

[Chorus]
He got a pink dildo on his hood,
Standin’ tall like a knight in the ‘hood.
He don’t care what the church folk say—
Carlos was born to swerve that way!
He drives a Prius with sass and flair,
And that wobblin’ dong gets lots of stares!

[Verse 2]
Sheriff said, “Boy, you better take that down,”
Carlos said, “Try me, I run this town.”
Paint job glittery, seats hot pink,
And that hood ornament? Makes ya stop and think.

[Pre-Chorus]
He ain't ashamed, no shame at all,
That silicone stallion stands proud and tall!

[Chorus]
Carlos got a dildo on his ride,
It bounces when he brakes and waves with pride.
It ain’t for show—it’s a lifestyle thing,
Like rainbow boots and a nose ring.
From Cali to Texas, they all salute—
The legend of Carlos and his pleasure flute!

[Bridge]
He says, “Baby, life’s too short to be shy,
So I let my freak flag fly real high.”
With a honk and a grin, he peels on out,
That wobbly dong doin’ laps, no doubt!

[Final Chorus]
Carlos got a dildo on the hood,
It jiggles justice like a hero would.
He’s gay, he’s proud, and his ride’s obscene—
The freakiest Prius you’ve ever seen!
So if you hear thumpin’ down the avenue…
That’s Carlos, baby—comin’ through!