Lyrics

[Verse]
Well, Dylan showed up in his beat-up truck,
Dalton said, "Man, this is just my luck."
Mama’s got a new man, and it’s plain to see,
That Dylan’s younger than a good ol' oak tree.

[Chorus]
Mama’s got Dylan, he’s half her age,
Dalton’s red-faced, he’s in a rage.
"How can I call him 'Dad'?" Dalton cries,
When Dylan’s still learnin’ how to tie his ties.

[Verse 2]
They’re out on the porch swing, holding hands,
While Dylan hums tunes from his college band.
Dalton shakes his head, says, "This ain’t right,
Mama’s dating a boy who was at prom last night."

[Chorus]
Mama’s got Dylan, he’s half her age,
Dalton’s red-faced, he’s in a rage.
"How can I call him 'Dad'?" Dalton sighs,
When Dylan’s idea of dinner is burgers and fries.

[Bridge]
He’s teaching Mama how to use TikTok,
She’s showing him how to bake cornbread from scratch.
Dalton’s praying this won’t last too long,
But Mama’s dancing to Dylan’s love song.

[Verse 3]
Now Dylan’s in the kitchen, wearing an apron,
Dalton says, "Boy, you don’t know what you’re makin'."
But Mama just laughs, says, "Give him a break,
He’s the best thing since your daddy’s mistake."