Lyrics

[Intro]
Yeehaw, y'all know who it is!
That punk-ass Carter's on patrol again
But he ain't never gonna win, what!
[Verse 1]
Carter's cruisin' in his piece of shit car
Thinkin' he's a big shot but he ain't gone far
Patrollin' round with that pathetic pride
But that pipsqueak's power trip's 'bout to subside
Every damn day he tries to catch my ass
But that bumbling bastard's always comin' in last
Got a badge on his chest, head full of air
Couldn't catch a cold if he was standin' right there!
[Chorus]
Carter can't catch meeeee (yeehaw!)
Carter can't catch meeeee (what!)
That sorry son of a bitch
Carter can't catch meeeee!
[Verse 2]
Monday mornin', tried to pull me over
But that clumsy cop crashed right into a boulder
Tuesday night he slipped on his own damn boots
Wednesday's chase ended in some chicken coops
Thursday afternoon, he got stuck in mud
Friday evening, face-planted with a thud
Weekend comes, he's still fuckin' up
That's just Carter being Carter, yup!
[Pre-chorus]
He's gettin' madder (madder!)
He's gettin' sadder (sadder!)
But I'm just gettin' badder!
[Chorus]
Carter can't catch meeeee (yeehaw!)
Carter can't catch meeeee (what!)
That sorry son of a bitch
Carter can't catch meeeee!
[Bridge]
[Slow, exaggerated country twang]
Oh, poor Officer Carter
He tries so damn hard
But bless his little heart
He ain't too smart
He's just a small man
With a big attitude
Always chasin' after me
But I'm too damn smooth!
[Solo]
[Twangy guitar with trap beat drop]
[Verse 3]
Now the whole damn town knows Carter's name
Not for solvin' crimes - just for bein' lame
Powerless punk with a petty pose
Pursuin' perps but everybody knows
That sorry sheriff's gonna stay alone
'Cause Carter can't catch shit on his own!
[Chorus - 2x]
Carter can't catch meeeee (yeehaw!)
Carter can't catch meeeee (what!)
That sorry son of a bitch
Carter can't catch meeeee!
[Outro]
(Carter, Carter, Carter...)
You still can't catch me, bitch!
[Police siren fading away]