Lyrics

Do you remember me?
I used to poop and pee.
You were there watching me.
It made me so horny...

Wellllll-
I like when people watch me piss and shit.
If they ain't into that, i'ma say, "Fuck it.".
Because when a long, brown smooth one makes a "SPLASH!",
I don't wanna flush it away like it was trash.

I don't need no toilet, I got your chest.
After that raging chili dinner, it's time to undress.
I had fourteen glasses of wine that I can't hold in.
I wanna see my liquid gold drippin' down your chin.

Heeeeyyyyyy-
I have a couple more secrets, if you feel this.
I wanna pick my nose, and stick my boogies on your penis!
I wanna watch a full layer of my snot dry on your balls.
If we both get diarrhea, we can decorate the walls!

I don't need no toilet, I got your chest.
After that raging chili dinner, it's time to undress.
I had fourteen glasses of wine that I can't hold in.
I wanna see my liquid gold drippin' down your chin.

Number Two on my titties!
I think it smells so pretty!
Pissing all on my belly!
We ain't done 'til we're smelly!..

Nowwwwwwww-
There's one more thing I wanna do before you go.
That big scab on your knee - i'ma peel it off slow.
Then I'll open my mouth up wide just for you!
Shove the whole scab in my mouth, and then FART WHILE I CHEW!!

I don't need no toilet, I got your chest.
After that raging chili dinner, it's time to undress.
I had fourteen glasses of wine that I can't hold in.
I wanna see my liquid gold drippin' down your chin.