Lyrics

"Fully Actual Anthem"

(Verse 1)
There’s a place on YouTube where the wild ones play,
Where Marty and Michael bring chaos each day.
With The Brown and James, they’re here to unwind,
And perverted Julian’s got one thing on his mind.

(Chorus)
It’s the Fully Actual show, and its oh so obscene,
Where prank calls, games, and tales get mean.
From Tinder Tales to Trauma Trivia,
These fussy little boys got plenty to give ya.
Flei lei, Flei lei, the madness is high,
With Marty, The Long Neck German, reaching for the sky.

(Verse 2)
They’re Bamboozled and battered, but still they rise,
Reading Matt Brown's little black book of Haves and Have Nots , we're not telling lies.
It's Filled with his dreams of grandmas, so spicy, so bold,
And stories of the Devil in whispers told.

(Chorus)
It’s the Fully Actual show, no holds barred,
With Bong Breaks and stories that hit you hard.
PO Box gifts, from fans who know,
They’re sending weird stuff to fuel the show.

(Verse 3: Lying to Lachy)
Then there's Lying to Lachy, a devilish game,
Feeding him tales, all wild and insane.
“Did you hear, Lachy?” they whisper with glee,
He’s clueless but trusts them, oh so blindly.

(Chorus)
It’s the Fully Actual show, raw and crude,
Where nothing’s sacred and jokes get lewd.
From Marty to Michael, to James and The Brown,
This mad circus just won’t slow down.
Flei lei, Flei lei, the laughs reach high,
With Long Neck German leading the sky.

(Bridge)
Then there’s Julian, twisted, and off-the-wall,
Bringing spice to the madness, having a ball.
With Tinder Adventures and prank calls galore,
This squad is wild, uncut to the core.

(Verse 4)
Trauma Trivia, where the pain’s so real,
Sharing stories that make you cringe and squeal.
The Fussy Little Boys, so prim and proper,
Till they’re down for a dare and it all goes bonkers.

(Chorus)
It’s the Fully Actual show, you’ve been warned,
With laughs and shocks, it’s a storm reborn.
From Marty, the Long Neck German to Lachy’s blind trust,
They’re in it for life – no show is this robust.

(Outro)
So tune in if you dare, to this explicit spree,
With laughs and shocks, they’ll set you free.
Fully Actual, the madness you crave,
With these wild boys who misbehave.
Flei lei, Flei lei – they’re here to play,
Watch The Fully Actual podcast every fucking Monday