Lyrics

Intro (Crowd Chant)

Meatball! (Bitch!) — Fecal Boss! (Clown!)
Cry online! (Sit yo’ ass down!)
Final Blob! (Soft!) — Final Blob! (Weak!)
Keyboard jockey! (Hide and tweet!)

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Verse 1 (Chant Style)

Final Boss? (Nah!) — Final Karen! (Clown!)
Keyboard warrior (Type!) — but you get beat down. (Bitch!)
High-pitch voice (Squeak!) — sound so thin. (Weak!)
Talkin’ tough online (Cap!) — but Final Bitch
you can’t win. (Nah!)
Winding up in a ditch

Think you scary? (No!) — you a parody. (Fake!)
Fold you up quick (Broke!) — weak-ass charity. (Cheap!)
Victim or villain? (Pick!) — can’t be both. (Nope!)
You drown in your lies (Choke!) — crowd takes oath. (Dead!)

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Hook 1 (Crowd Mocking)

This ain’t no Sonic game
This ain’t no Swervicide
It’s a homicide
Fecal Boss! — Final Bitch!
Meatball lame! — Karen Chatter glitch!
Game’s over — there is no pause

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Verse 2 (Chant Style)

Obsession with Sonic (Gay!) — kiddie trash. (Clown!)
I fuck gash (Real!) — you’re just trash. (Incel)
Pretending to be Robotnick
Meatball boy (Round!) — soft and slow. (Weak!)
Little dick having
Talkin’ big game (Cap!) — nowhere to go. (Bitch!)
Beyond saving
All that talk (Loud!) — nothin’ behind. (Empty!)
Keyboard jockey (Click!) — out of his mind. (Stupid!)
Fake-ass tough (Nah!) — cosplay fraud. (Weak!)
Final Karen (Joke!) — crowd applaud. (Ha!)

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Hook 2 (Crowd Mocking)

Final Blob! (Bitch!) — Fecal Boss! (Lame!)
Keyboard jockey! (Whole crowd shame!)
Meatball! (Soft!) — Karen Chatter! (Corny!)
Final Boss died! (No glory!)

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Verse 3 (Chant Style)

Cry like a baby (Wah!) — stomp like a child. (Clown!)
Final Karen (Fold!) — tantrum wild. (Fake!)
Name’s a joke (Weak!) — voice embarrassin’. (Soft!)
Crowd laughin’ loud (Ha!) — no comparin’. (None!)

Actin’ like danger (Lie!) — but you shook. (Scared!)
Final Karen (Dead!) — close that book. (Done!)
You a fat lil’ meatball (Soft!) — round and slow. (Bitch!)
Boss of nothin’ (Clown!) — everybody know. (Facts!)

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Hook 3 (Crowd Chant)

Fecal Boss! (Bitch!) — Meatball! (Clown!)
Cry online! (Sit yo’ ass down!)
Karen Chatter! (Weak!) — Final Blob! (Scary?)
Final Fraud! (Obituary!)

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Full Crowd Taunt (Closing — Amped Up)

Final Bitch! — lie in a ditch!
Karen Chatter — Meatball snitch!
This ain’t a Sonic game
Fecal Boss? (Nah!) — joke to God!

Crowd still laughin’! (Tear him down!)
Final Blob! (Weak!) — Meatball clown!
Every word? (Crowd say “Absurd!”)
Final Boss fake — forever a nerd!

Bury that fraud! (Deep in the ground!)
Fecal Boss done! (Never rebound!)
Final Blob crushed! (Body gets tossed!)
Game over bitch — eternal loss!