Lyrics

[INTRO]
(Oh-oh-oh)
I woke up feeling fine, thought I’d have a good time,
But now I’m sitting here, in a mess of my mind.

[VERSE 1]
Got my coffee in hand, thought I’d start the day,
But my stomach's feeling heavy, it's pushing me to sway.
Looked in the mirror, gave my belly a pat,
I just want some relief, but my body's fighting back.

[CHORUS]
I can’t poop, I can’t poop, oh what a dreadful plight,
Been waiting and waiting, now it’s turning to a fight.
I can’t poop, I can’t poop, I wish that I could go,
Stuck here on this throne, feeling all alone.

[VERSE 2]
Tried some prunes and water, did the tricks I know,
But my tummy’s playing games, and it’s taking way too slow.
Friends say “Just relax, it’ll come if you give in,”
But I’m sitting here stressed, where do I begin?

[CHORUS]
I can’t poop, I can’t poop, oh what a dreadful plight,
Been waiting and waiting, now it’s turning to a fight.
I can’t poop, I can’t poop, I wish that I could go,
Stuck here on this throne, feeling all alone.

[BRIDGE]
Maybe I’ll take a walk, see if that helps at all,
Jumping, running, skipping, I’m just trying not to stall.
Listening to my body, trying every little trick,
But the clock is ticking fast, and I’m feeling like a brick.

[CHORUS]
I can’t poop, I can’t poop, oh what a dreadful plight,
Been waiting and waiting, now it’s turning to a fight.
I can’t poop, I can’t poop, I wish that I could go,
Stuck here on this throne, feeling all alone.

[HOOK]
Oh, the struggle is real, and I’m feeling so lame,
Can’t believe I’m turning this into a jam!

[OUTRO]
But I’ll keep on trying, won’t give up just yet,
One day I’ll break free, from this bathroom regret.
And when that moment hits, I’ll stand up and cheer,
Finally got relief, and