Lyrics

[INTRO]
Oh Bob Shultzy, can we have a chat?
Your stubbornness, it’s driving us all flat,
You’ve been waving your flag, acting so bold,
But we’re tired of your grip, it’s getting old.

[VERSE 1]
Hey there, Bob, don’t you see the light?
You keep holding out, but it just ain't right,
We’re a family here, want to bring some cheer,
But you're always arguing, year after year.

[CHORUS]
Stop being a pain in the ass, Bob Shultzy,
A stubborn old German, can’t you just see?
We’re trying to unite, not create a divide,
So let’s drop the fight, come on, take our side!

[VERSE 2]
You’ve got your ways and your orders to lay,
But it’s exhausting, Bob, can we play a new way?
We’ve got sunshine, laughter, so much to gain,
Yet you choose to argue, it's driving us insane!

[CHORUS]
Stop being a pain in the ass, Bob Shultzy,
A stubborn old German, can’t you just see?
We’re trying to unite, not create a divide,
So let’s drop the fight, come on, take our side!

[BRIDGE]
Oh Bob, we know you mean well inside,
But your stubborn old ways, they’re hard to abide,
Let’s sit down together, hear each other's call,
With love in our hearts, we can rise or we can fall.

[VERSE 3]
You tell us how it is, with that glint in your eye,
But if you take a step back, you might just comply,
We’re not trying to break you, just hoping you’ll see,
That sometimes it’s best to let go and be free.

[CHORUS]
Stop being a pain in the ass, Bob Shultzy,
A stubborn old German, can’t you just see?
We’re trying to unite, not create a divide,
So let’s drop the fight, come on, take our side!

[OUTRO]
So, Bob Shultzy, let’s put this to rest,
With a little more love, we’ll be at our best,
Put down your armor, let’s give peace a