Lyrics

{Intro - Spoken Word, Dramatic}

"If energy cannot be destroyed…
**Prepare to be fUckin’ annoyed.**"* [Drop the beat!]


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{Verse 1}

🎶 Oh, you thought I was gone?
You thought I was done?
But the laws of the cosmos say,
Petty lives on. (Foreverrrrr~)

I transcended time and space,
Unlocked the universe’s core,
But before I merge with stardust—
I got some debts to settle first. (Hold my astral beer!)


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{Pre-Chorus}

🔥 Jenny! That bitch never gave my straightener back!
So now her hair never fully straightens in the back! (Muahhahahaaa!)
🔥 Greg! He said he didn’t like my cat.
So I broke his knee caps, We can’t have that. (My cat is an ANGEL!)

🎶 Every. Single. Score.
Settled through quantum force!
I am one with the stars
And the pettiest goddamn ghost!


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{Chorus}

🎶 I AM ENERGY, I AM LIGHT!
I exist beyond wrong and right—
But also, fuck you, Janet!
I saw you steal my charger, AND YOU LIED.

I AM COSMIC, I AM FREE!
But revenge is still priority!
Oh, I could’ve let go,
But instead, I LEARNED TO BEND REALITY! (Yeahhh!)


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[Verse 2 -]

🔥 "Ohhh, Mrs. Thompson! Remember me?
Failed my paper outta pure spite in ‘03!
Well, guess what? I’M BACK TO WREAK HELL!
…Wait, she’s already dead? …Oh. Well." (…Fck.)*

🎶 "Uh—okay, uh… the gym teacher was young!
Where his ass at? I’m not done!"
🔥 He made me run when I was late,
Now his knee pops every time he stands up straight! (Click, click! Oop!)


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[Bridge - Spooky Whispered Breakdown]

🎶 You may not see me…
You may not hear me…
But every time you stub your toe…
That was me, baby. (OoooOOooh!)

Every TikTok you scroll won’t load,
Every charger you borrow? Too slow.
When you wake up feeling unsure…
"It’s not ‘bout the straightener anymore."


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[Final Chorus - Gospel Choir Energy]

🎶 I AM ENERGY, I AM LIGHT!
I should forgive, but I just might… not!
My soul is soaring, I’m divine,
And you mothafuckas, are gonna be cryin'

I AM COSMIC, I AM FREE!
I could let go, but nah, not me!
I am celestial, I am pure…
But I’m still haunting your Apple Store! (Good luck logging in, asshole!)


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[Outro - Soft, Ethereal Whisper]

🎶 I am one with the universe…
But also, petty as fuck. (✨)