Lyrics

[Intro – Fast Accordion & Balalaika]
🎶 Boom-boom-boom, balalaika!
One wrong step and I strike ya!
Sneakin’ ‘round? I invite ya—
To meet my friend: the Spetsnaz spider! 🎶

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[Verse 1 – Quick-paced, playful tone]
Kapkan here, I don’t shout, I don’t scream—
I just lay traps while you chase your dream!
Come through the door, take a peek, take a look,
Now you’re flying back like a popped-up book!

I don’t run, I don’t chase, I don’t yell,
I just wait while you’re loud as hell.
I hear footsteps, breath, and boots…
Snap goes the trap, there go your roots!

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[Chorus – Call and response style]
🎶 Boom-boom-boom, balalaika! 🎶
🎶 (Boom-boom-boom, balalaika!) 🎶
🎶 One misstep and I strike ya! 🎶
🎶 (One misstep and he strike ya!) 🎶
🎶 Sneak around and try your luck… 🎶
🎶 You’ll find your feet are out of pluck! 🎶
🎶 BOOM-BOOM-BOOM — too late, you’re stuck! 🎶

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[Verse 2 – Faster]
They call me slow — da, that’s fine!
But who’s left standing at the finish line?
I lace the floor, the door, the frame,
Every room’s a deadly game!

Your fancy drone? I’ll hear its whirr.
I sit and sip, no need to stir.
While you rush in like wild bear,
I lay a boom behind the chair!

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[Bridge – Slower then ramps up again]
🎶 Shhh… the trap is set… the wind is low…
Step by step, they never know… 🎶
(SUDDEN FAST BUILD-UP)
🎶 Until — KABLAM! They meet the foe!
Kapkan sends them down below! 🎶

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[Final Chorus – Full speed, clapping rhythm]
🎶 Boom-boom-boom, balalaika!
One more fool — I just might like ya!
But don’t get close, don’t be brash—
Or you’ll meet my welcome flash! 🎶
🎶 Hey! Hey! Boom-Boom-Kapkan!
Trap King of the Siege plan!
Step too quick, you’ll feel the whack —
BOOM goes your little attack! 🎶

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[Outro – With laughter, balalaika strums, fading accordion]
🎶 Kapkan smiles… click…
Too late. 🎶