Lyrics

We gather 'round in the morning light,
The boss says, “Let’s stretch, get ready to fight!”
I bend to my knees, but it’s clear to see,
My hands are miles away from my toes, not a chance to be free!
I can’t touch my toes, no matter how hard I try,
I’m stretchin’ and reachin’, but I’m just not that spry!
The others are flexin’, lookin' so fine,
But me and my stiff body, we're fallin' behind!
I’m reachin' for my toes, I’m tryin' to be cool,
But my hamstrings are yellin’, “You’re no stretchin’ fool!”
The group is all bent, like they’re touchin’ the floor,
I’m stuck up here lookin' like I’m just out the door!
I can’t touch my toes, no matter how hard I try,
I’m stretchin’ and reachin’, but I’m just not that spry!
The others are flexin’, lookin' so fine,
But me and my stiff body, we're fallin' behind!
I try to stretch, I try to breathe,
But my body’s like, “Nope, you just can’t achieve!”
The boss is lookin’, giving me that stare,
But I can’t touch my toes, I just don’t care!
I can’t touch my toes, no matter how hard I try,
I’m stretchin’ and reachin’, but I’m just not that spry!
The others are flexin’, lookin' so fine,
But me and my stiff body, we're fallin' behind!
But I’ll keep on stretchin', maybe one day I’ll win,
Maybe touch my toes—just wait ‘til I begin!
For now, I’ll just wave from above with pride,
‘Cause I’m not touchin’ toes, but I’m still along for the ride!