Lyrics

[Intro – Girl Speaking, soft & nagging tone]
“Babe… so then I told her, like, if you don’t call me back, then what’s even the point, right?
And then at work today, ugh, don’t even get me started on the coffee machine—”

[Verse 1 – He starts singing]
🎶 I’m lookin’ in your eyes, but my mind’s in the clouds,
You been talkin’ for a while, I can’t hear the sound.
I’m noddin’ my head, playin’ it cool,
But girl, I’m lost — daydreamin’ like a fool. 🎶

[Chorus]
🎶 I’m pretendin’ to listen, I’m driftin’ away,
Thinkin’ ‘bout pizza and the game we’ll play.
You keep on talkin’, your words pile up,
All I want is for you to shut the fuck up. 🎶

[Verse 2]
🎶 Your lips still movin’, I’m far from the scene,
I’m countin’ the tiles, know exactly fifteen.
Then I catch my name, oh no she testin’ me,
Time to play it off like I’m listening carefully. 🎶

[Mid-Song Break – Spoken]
“Shit… I gotta respond… uh—yeah babe, you’re right.”
(pause, then beat drops back in)
“Damn… nailed it.”

[Chorus – Bigger]
🎶 I’m pretendin’ to listen, I’m driftin’ away,
Dreamin’ ‘bout burgers and a holiday.
You keep on talkin’, your words don’t stop,
Please, baby girl, just shut the Fuck up. 🎶

[Bridge – Silky, dramatic]
🎶 Don’t take it wrong, I still love you, boo,
But my brain checked out back at minute two.
I’ll hold your hand, I’ll play my part,
But these words keep cuttin’ right into my heart. 🎶

[Final Chorus – Playful & Over the Top]
🎶 I’m pretendin’ to listen, but baby it’s rough,
All I really want—
is for you to shut the fuck up. 🎶

*(Outro ad-libs: “Mmmhmm… yeah babe… I feel you… oh, totally… wait what?…”)