Lyrics

[INTRO]
Oh, Dallas, Dallas, what have you done?
You’ve turned your glory days to none,
The star on your helmets shines so bright,
But the field’s a disaster; it’s a sorry sight.

[VERSE 1]
Once upon a time, you were kings of the game,
But those days are over, oh what a shame.
Terrible quarterback, can’t find the end zone,
With every throw, you’re just out there alone.

[CHORUS]
It’s not your year, oh can’t you see?
Dallas Cowboys, you’re nothing to me!
America’s team? Just a fading dream,
In this silver and blue, you’ve lost your gleam.

[VERSE 2]
Your defense crumbles like a house of cards,
Every play, it feels like we’re just running marbles,
You gave up a touchdown, it’s a weekly show,
How can you claim you’re still in the flow?

[CHORUS]
It’s not your year, oh can’t you see?
Dallas Cowboys, you’re nothing to me!
America’s team? Just a fading dream,
In this silver and blue, you’ve lost your gleam.

[BRIDGE]
Yeah, the hype is high, but the game’s way low,
Draft picks wasted, no talent to show.
Every Sunday we laugh, every Monday we cry,
With the Cowboys in town, it’s just a goodbye!

[HOOK]
Oh, Dallas, can’t you just get a clue?
Chasing glory, but it’s never true,
You keep falling short, year after year,
I’m raising my glass, to the Cowboys, here’s a cheer!

[VERSE 3]
All the stars in Texas can’t shine through this,
Fans wear their jerseys, but it’s pure abyss.
You promised us playoffs, a Super Bowl run,
But all we’re left with is disappointment and fun.

[CHORUS]
It’s not your year, oh can’t you see?
Dallas Cowboys, you’re nothing to me!
America’s team? Just a fading dream,
In this silver and blue, you’ve lost your gleam.

[OUTRO]
So here’s to another season in despair,
Dallas Cowboys, you’re just not fair.
Oh how you’ve tumbled