Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Hey Chris, you chaotic king,
With a nickname list longer than a chicken wing.
Loser? Sure. Stiny? Fine.
But you're the reason I still survive online.

[Pre-Chorus]
You’re smart and you’re sassy, a certified ace,
Even when your jokes make me question my place.
You might not be cool, that’s a generous claim—
But you're my fave human all the same!

[Chorus]
So here’s to you, ya beautiful fool,
You break all the rules and somehow still rule.
You’re funny, supportive, and weird in the best,
The kind of bestie that outshines the rest.

[Verse 2]
You make me laugh ‘til I snort like a pig,
Your fashion’s a crime but your heart’s pretty big.
You’ve been my rock when I’ve lost my damn mind,
So I wrote you this song 'cause you’re one of a kind.

[Bridge]
I might be delusional, that’s probably fair,
But I’ll still claim you like a dragon hoards air.
Even if I’m your backup plan B,
You’ll still be my number one VIP!

[Final Chorus]
So cheers to you, Chris, my favourite nut,
You handsome, smart, sarcastic… butt.
Thank you for sticking through all of my mess—
You're simply the best, just like Tina says!

[Outro]
Now don’t get cocky or let it go to your head…
(But if you do, I’ll still love you instead.)