Lyrics

**Verse 1 (Rap)**
Yo, I woke up late—stumbled on my Bible,
Coffee cup in hand, spilled it on the recital.
But grace said, “Chill, bro, I still got your vest,”
Turned my muddy mug into Sunday’s best.
Saw a squirrel in the pew, singing “Hallelujah!”
Even critters know my Savior’s cooler.
So I dust off my sneakers, adjust my hat,
God’s love’s so radical, it resets the whole map.

**Pre-Chorus (Spoken)**
Pastor Phil: “If you’re feeling beat down, call the Miracle Mullet Hotline. Your first two minutes are free—and you get a holy hairpiece!”

**Chorus (Group Shout/Gang Vocals)**
Jesus! He’s got the mighty mullet of mercy!
Business out front, heaven’s party in the back.
He’ll save your soul—even if you’re out of coffee.
Raise your hands—get ready for the Holy Snack Attack!

**Verse 2 (Rap)**
Remember Jonah? Dude chilled in a fish’s belly,
Sang worship tracks with fins—smelly yet heavenly.
Moses parted seas, but I can’t part my jeans,
My zipper got stuck, but He still redeemed the scene.
I tried to juggle loaves—dropped them on the floor,
He turned crumbs into feasts, slam-dunking the poor.
So if your sandwich’s lame or your Bible’s dog-eared,
God flips disappointment like He flips His hair.

**Bridge (Spoken & Whispered)**
Whisper: “Okay, real talk—He sees that weird dance you do in the shower.”
Shout: “He’s cheering you on! Halle–lu–jah!”

**Rap Breakdown**
Flip the beat, feel the Savior’s spin,
He forgives your TikTok sins with a cheeky grin.
Got two left feet? He throws the best feast—
Line dance with Gabriel, stomp Satan at least!

**Chorus (x2)**
Jesus! He’s got the mighty mullet of mercy!
Business out front, heaven’s party in the back.
He’ll save your soul—even if you’re out of coffee.
Raise your hands—get ready for the Holy Snack Attack!

**Tag**
Mighty Mullet of Mercy—rockin’ your world, one miracle at a time!