Lyrics

[Verse 1]
🎸 The car’s gassed up, the sun is high,
We’re on a mission, babe—don’t ask me why.
You take my hand, I squeeze it tight,
We’re headed somewhere that just feels right.

[Pre-Chorus]
I see the glow in your hopeful eyes,
A place of wonders, smoky skies.
A holy land, a promised ground,
Where joy is weighed by the quarter-pound.

[Chorus]
Oh, baby, we’re almost there,
I can smell the freedom in the air!
A sanctuary, a dream come true,
And everybody knows you!

[Verse 2]
🎸 They greet you by name, the vibe’s so tight,
Their smiles are warm, everythings alright.
A list of treasures, a dazzling sight,
They ask, “Indica or sativa tonight?”

[Pre-Chorus]
Oh, the choices, the strains, the names so grand,
It’s like Disneyland but for a different kind of fan!
A palace built for peace and cheer,
And man, I love when we come here!

[BIG CHORUS—BUILDING SWELLING DRAMATICALLY]
Ohhhhhh, it’s a maaaa-gical plaaaaace!
Where worries fade and time slows its pace!
A sanctuary, where dreams come true,
A kingdom of kindness, a vibe so smooth!

[Dramatic Pause]
🎸 And it’s called…

[HUGE EPIC CHORUS DROP]
THE DISPENSARYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!
🔥 [Guitar solo shreds while angels sing in the background]🔥

[Bridge] [Slow, emotional, heartfelt moment]
🌿 A place where everyone’s your friend,
🌿 Where troubles burn and bad vibes end.
🌿 Where happiness is weighed in grams
🌿 Smoldering joy, in your hands

[Final Chorus—Even BIGGER with Over-the-Top Harmonies]
Ohhhhhh, THE DISPENSARYYYYYYYY!
Where the bud is fresh and the staff knows me!
A little piece of heaven on earth,
And every single trip is worth!

[Outro] [Sweet, soft, heartfelt]
So take my hand, we’ll walk inside,
Side by side, hearts open wide…
‘Cause babe, in this world so temporary,
I’m happiest…
…at the dispensary.

🎸🔥 [Final power chord rings out as a register cha-chings] 🔥🎸