Sentient Noses

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[OPENINIG] Sentient Noses living in peace. Sentient Noses live on a secret island. They are magical little beings. They *snot.* They play. They are born through the vines of the “Mighty nasal tree.” They are a *human-noid* nose with little legs and little feet…. But! the island is no longer unknown… [PRE CHORUS] “People”, human-beings have made contact. Sentient Noses have been found. Sentient Noses a *beautiful* discovery..! They are finding many. (Oh..! Oh… The possibilities…) [CHORUS] have you ever seen a chicken numb with… *pain!?* did you ever notice how simple it is to train a dog to be your… *slave!?* could you ever lock a person in the dark till they, go *in*… *sane!?* These living noses are being… *Claimed!* [POST CHORUS] They do not eat, They do not drink. Religion *hates* them. Science *breaks* them. Sentient Noses on the run. Sentient Noses hide, Sentient Noses fear for their “lives..!” [CHORUS] have you ever seen a chicken numb with… *pain!?* did you ever notice how simple it is to train a dog to be your… *slave!?* could you ever lock a person in the dark till they, go *in*… *sane!?* [VERSE 1] Sentient Noses are being used for their mucus membrane, boogs & snot. They are planting many *nostril* Trees, at the sacrifice of the original “Mighty Nasal Tree”, All in the name of science, and by science I mean *money…* Large Plantations are now full of these living, walking, little innocent noses. [BRIDGE] Well, they need no food or water. They need just enough room to breath. They need no light. They need no *empathy.* They need to be “lucrative.” They need to be used. They need to be drained. They need to be “commercialized.” [PRE CHORUS] Sentient Noses make for great pets. Dress them up. Pick them. They will obey. Sit boy. Run boy. *Bad Nose!* Is this *snot* on the carpet?! *Bad!!!* *No, Snotting in the house!* Time to correct it… **“SMACK!”** You can beat it, make it listen. Rub it in its own snot, make it understand..! [CHORUS] have you ever seen a chicken numb with… pain? did you ever notice how simple it is to train a dog to be your… slave? could you ever lock a person in the dark till they, go *in*… sane? [FINAL PRE-CHORUS] (Oh, oh… The Possibilities..!) Sentient Noses… Sentient Noses… Sentient Noses… You are ours now..! You are owned. You are being farmed. You are becoming domesticated. Precious, Pure, *Sentient Noses…* [END CHORUS] Have you ever seen a Nose numb with… *Pain!?* Did you ever notice how simple it is to train a Nose to be your… *Slave!?* Could you ever lock a Nose in the dark till it, goes *in*… *sane!?* “We, Nosey Bastards”