Lyrics

[Intro – Spoken with swagger]
“Easters has officially been declared a man’s holiday… ladies, take note, and listen carefully,as I explain why”
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[Verse 1]
A man rose from the dead, a badass flex,
Three days off, came back with pecs.

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[Chorus]
Easter’s for the boys, don’t act surprised,
He came back strong with fire in his eyes.
So today we will toast, and make some noise,
To Jesus, who showed us, Easter is for…. The boys

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[Verse 2]
Springtime hits, and so does the thirst,
Every chick’s dressed like Mother Earth.
We’re huntin’ eggs, yeah — fertile and fine,
My dong has now risen, I’ll let it shine

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[Bridge – Half-sung, half-preached]
Jesus didn’t tap out, he took a nap,
Came back swingin’ in a burial wrap.
Bunnies bangin’, chicks hatchin’ quick —
Nature’s tellin’ us: “Boys, don’t settle for just the tip”

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[Final Chorus]
Easter’s for the boys, no denyin’ now,
He left that tomb like, “Hold my shroud.”
We wear Easter polos, and we grill outside,
Mimosas hit different when your Savior’s alive.
So crack those eggs and pour the brews —
This Sunday’s for the men… and all of our crews.