Lyrics

[Verse]
Well, it happened on a Tuesday, in the grand old Oval Room,
The leader of our nation was about to meet his doom,
Live on every channel, with the world tuned in to see,
A moment so explosive, caught on live TV.

[Verse 2]
He was talkin' 'bout the country, about tariffs and the wall,
When his face turned shades of purple, and the room got awful small,
With a grimace and a shudder, he tried to make a stance,
But it was clear to everyone he had a problem in his pants.

[Chorus]
Oh, Mister President, what a sight to see,
Tryin' to play it cool with your dignity,
But the room started sniffing, noses up in the air,
'Cause everyone could tell that there was trouble right there.

[Verse 3]
The reporters all were frozen, cameras rollin' on the spot,
While he tried to keep his calm, but his face was burning hot,
Secret Service on the ready, but what could they do?
When the leader of the free world had a stink bomb to subdue.

[Bridge]
Now it's history in the making, a moment for the books,
The nation got a lesson in those presidential looks,
So policy and politics, they took a seat behind,
'Cause when nature comes a-knocking, it don't listen to your mind.

[Chorus]
Oh, Mister President, what a sight to see,
Tryin' to play it cool with your dignity,
But the room started sniffing, noses up in the air,
'Cause everyone could tell that there was trouble right there.